DOTLAN EveMaps

Onxy Expeditions brings you the
opportunity of a lifetime!

Come sail among the stars aboard
our flagship Victorieux Luxury Yacht,
where there is more than enough
Blue Pill, Crash, Drop, Mindflood,
and Nerve Sticks to gravimetrically
warp all of your senses into the
blackhole of ecstasy where Exotic
Dancers fondle you endlessly
while Elite Slaves bring you all
the Spirits, Tobacco, Synthetic
Coffee, Protein Delicacies,
Quafe Ultra and X-Rated
Holoreels you could ever need.

Antibiotics are available in case
you come down with something
along the way.

PACKAGES OFFERED:
The exhibitionist: 10m isk.
*includes a three hour tour through
the famous Jita*

The hole penetration: 25m isk.
*includes round trip through three
random wormholes*

The black eye: 50m isk.
*includes a trip through null
that only ends when the
yacht goes up in flames*

SIGN UP NOW!!!

Seating is limited people.